I was delivering the last of a pile of telephone books near 17th St.
and Center street. When that was accomplished, a man resembling
Jerry Lewis,  the comedian, came around the corner in a convertible
car. He was wearing a gold lame' leopard suit. He curled himself
into a ring and sang,

"When you Wish Upon a Star,
Carry Moonbeams Home In a Jar,
You can Have Anything you Desire,
When you Wish Upon a Star."

I then saw three rings hanging together.

5-22-89 - I went into meditation and heard a voice say:
"The toys of God must be used wisely". I knew this referred to the
previous dreams where I was given the three wishes
from the man dressed in gold lame' in the convertible car.

THREE WISHES - JOKE

A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle.
Picking it up, he pulls out the cork...

Sure enough, out pops a huge blue genie. The genie says, "Thank you for
freeing me from my prison. In return I will grant you three wishes."

The man says "Perfect.... I always dreamed of this and I know exactly
what I want. First, I want 1 Billion dollars in a Swiss bank account."

Suddenly, there is a flash of light and a detailed list with Swiss Bank
account numbers appears in his hand.

He continues, "Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here."

There is another flash of light and a bright red   Ferrari appears right next to him.

He continues, "Finally, I want to be irresistible to women."

A final blaze of light and he turns into a box of chocolates!

It was shortly after everyone in the world had been granted three
wishes that Michael Burnside realized some people were still being
treated unfairly in this new system. Parents are forced to use wishes to
cure sick children, he thought, and homeless persons fritter theirs away
on a hot meal and a new pair of shoes, but it doesn't have to be this
way. "I wish," he said, "that each wish made will affect every living
human being and not just the individual making the wish." Within
twenty-seven seconds of finishing his sentence, he grew eight inches
taller, sprouted D-cup breasts, had his hair turn blond, vanished and
rematerialized in a Parisian café, had his breast size reduced, turned
the café table to gold with his touch, found himself sexually entangled
with Cindy Crawford, Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Sigourney Weaver and
a Shetland pony, turned invisible, met God, changed into a woman,
saw the entirety of the universe in the palm of her hand, grew an
enormous phallus, was engulfed in Jello, appeared on a yacht in the
Caribbean in a vibrating hammock, grew another phallus, developed
telekinesis, became the President of the United States, and grew a tail.

For his second wish, Michael Burnside wished that everything could
be like it was before he made his first wish.

For his third wish, he wished for a small mushroom pizza and a dish of
mint chocolate chip ice cream topped with whipped cream and a
cherry.

(Published in Jackhammer, October 1999.)

A family is driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and
the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes
the frog and carries him to the side of the road.

The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a
wish. The man says, Please make my dog win the next dog race. The
frog asks to look at the dog which limps out of the car. The frog notices
that the dog only has three legs, it is very fat, and can barely move at all
so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish
and asks that the man will tell him another wish.

The man says, Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty
contest in the area. The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car.
Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog.

The frog turns to the man and says,

"Could I please have another look at the dog?".

If I had three wishes, I would ask for 3 different things. The first would be greedy.
I would wish for happiness in my life. Whatever it is that would make me happy,
I want. If I needed money, boom, there is it. Cars, anything. This wish would be:
“Give me whatever makes me happy>” Let the giver figure it out.

My second wish would not be greedy. It would be for *dum da da dum da dum*
world peace. I want the world to be happy, too, so we’d have to have peace.
This wish would be: “Give me world peace.”

The third and final wish would be for a wish-granting genie. He would appear and
I’d have three more wishes. I’d use two of those for whatever and the third one
for another genie. I’d keep going until everyone was happy, or dead. Either way,
I’m happy as punch. Oh, I’d also wish for stupid sayings like “happy as punch”
to disappear. God, those are annoying!

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WHEN YOU WISH UPON A STAR

Cliff Edwards / Glenn Miller
(Ned Washington & Leigh Harline)
From the 1940 Disney animated film "Pinocchio"

When you wish upon a star
Makes no diff'rence who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do

Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment
Of their secret longing

Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dream comes true

When you wish upon a star
Makes no diff'rence who you are
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you

If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme
When you wish upon a star
As dreamers do

Fate is kind
She brings to those who love
The sweet fulfillment
Of their secret longing

Like a bolt out of the blue
Fate steps in and sees you through
When you wish upon a star
Your dream comes true